![]() ![]() ( C) 2 Now a man who was lame from birth ( D) was being carried to the temple gate ( E) called Beautiful, where he was put every day to beg ( F) from those going into the temple courts. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Doris.3 One day Peter and John ( A) were going up to the temple ( B) at the time of prayer-at three in the afternoon.Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? You didn’t remember me! Will you remember me in a minute? Yes.Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked. Will who? Will you just open the door already? Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now? Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. ![]() Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Armageddon.Wendy who? Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dozen.Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?.Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch? Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes? Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door! ![]() Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door? Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you'll find out. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later. Knock! Knock! Who's there? No one.No one who? *Remains silent*.A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! K nock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady.A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil.Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe.Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe.Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly. ![]()
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